Poultrygeist's Kaufman sure knows his stuff(ing) ... for example, he knows that Cluck is the only ... er, I mean the best zombie chicken novel of all time! He said so himself, and even said I could put it on the cover (which I did). It looks something like this:
"The Best Undead Chicken Novel of All Time!"
~Lloyd Kaufman, Director of PoultryGeist
