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Okay, I would have done this anyway (I've competed in every ACSLNE event to date), but this year it was for "Cluck."

I'll fill in more detail later, once the official ACSLNE website goes live, but since we were covered by NHPR last night I think it's okay to give a bit more of a teaser (you can hear the NHPR story here, and see a video here). So, for now here are some pictures, starting with the founder of the ACSLNE, in a photo that sums up everything that the league stands for: Courage; Fire; Honor!

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This was my combat suit, the Mega Robo Pyro Chicken.  It was a crowd pleaser, and got me 15 minutes of fame on the front page of the Keene Sentinel.  Neither the Sentinel nor NHPR mentioned the method to my madness, which was to promote "Cluck," but that's okay: 15 minutes is still 15 minutes.

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This was my first of three opponents, and also the new 2008 ACSLNE champion, piloting under the team name "Wonder boy."  Notice the size of that round?  I constantly hear people say, "meh, I shoot bottle rockets at my friends all the time."  Well, take another look, 'cuz that ain't a bottle rocket.  The other thing I constantly hear people say is, "you're one crazy, stupid, suicidal son of a bitch," and well, okay, you've got me with that one.

ACSLNE

More on the sport can be found at the ACSLNE official site (coming soon)!
This is just an observation: I certainly don't think you should cast your vote based on the way a candidate looks.  However, watching the debate last night, I was struck by the similarities between John McCain and Crusty Doozer from "Fraggle Rock." This isn't an attack, it's just an observation (I think you should vote for Obama for entirely different reasons).  Anyway, it was McCain's particular gait that really reminded me of Doozerville, but I couldn't find a movie clip of Fraggle Rock anywhere to make a visual comparison.  The jowls, however, are definitely Doozer bred. I probably wouldn't have referred to McCain as "beady eyed" prior to this, but they're so close it's scary ... and Crusty's eyes are actually beads, so I guess the description fits.

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Are Doozers worthy and capable candidates for the oval office?  Probably: they're hard working, decent little creatures.  Plus, having a president whose made of felt would certainly be a change.  

Anyway, if anyone has video of ol' Crusty Doozer hobbling around, send me a link: there's a debate spoof in the making here, and it's made from radishes.

This is such a simple lil' trick of CGI, but enduringly fun. Enter an URL in the mouth, and watch it get bitten by a zombie.  

NOTE: I'm uncertain why, but this only seems to work on Mac browsers. Which doesn't make sense, because it's just an LWP grab of an http stream, with some regex's to re-map relative paths to stylesheets.  I'll work on this some more... until then, get a mac, they're better anyway.

UPDATE: Fixed .. it was a bad regex that malformed css imports, which IE7 wasn't smart enough to resolve on its own.  It's fixed now.





Feel free to comment or email with suggestion on how to better zombify the web .. right now pages just turn all moldy looking.

And also feel free to buy a book while you're here.  Zombies ... chickens ... you know you want to read a book like that!

Poker Joy, or, Awaiting a Delivery

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I love playing poker with my friends. It's always a good time, and always a friendly game. There's a big game coming up, but I'm tired of relying on one particular friend to bring the chips and cards. So, with some X-Mass cash in pocket, I decided to buy my own set of quality playing cards and chips. PA-1SU9GBLUE.jpg

They should be here early next week, and in anticipation, I also went shopping for some quality cards. After reading some reviews online, I chose the Dal Negro Freedom, a plastic card that is known for its "paper card feel". Plastic cards are either love-em or hate-em, but in my house, they win because off durability. And lets face it, cards aren't expensive products, so even expensive cards are still, in the grand scheme of things, inexpensive. The review I read went something like this:

freedomri4.jpg"The Dal Negro's have more of a 'paper' feel to them than the other plastic cards I have reviewed. The texture feels similar to COPAG cards but have much more of a 'sandpaper' feel. The cards feel less 'plasticy' than the other decks and anyone who handles them up immediately notices the difference in feel. When you look closely at the paper, it looks like particle-board.

Dal Negro's have a unique feel for a plastic card. The cards have more of a fuller, chiseled feel to them than other plastic playing cards. The corners are more rounded than a KEM. They feel like little pieces of cardboard and are the thickest and heaviest cards I reviewed."

OK, it went exactly like that. That is a direct cut-and-paste from a review at HomePokerTourney.com.

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The Armored Combat Suit League of New England (ACSLNE) had its second succesful event this New Year's Eve. Just after sundown, while we could still see a little bit, we had round one of combat, which was held between veteran ACSLNE champion Captain T.W. and newcomer Shogun Knapp (thats me). TW fought in a sleeker box-built robot armor suit than last year's model, while my first-time suit was built from panels of heavy duck canvas covered with duct tape and then aluminum tape. TW definitely looked like a robot, whereas I looked like some sort of accident between a Samurai and an aluminum foil factory.

I am a believer

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I heard a rumor that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is worshiped by pirates and lives among us manipulating science on-the-fly through his invisible but omnipotent noodleness.

I'm not an exceptionally religious man by nature, but this just makes sense to me. After all, everybody likes noodles.

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