I'm so proud of the resounding failure of "Inspirational haiku for a Recessed Economy" that I'd be sad to see it reviewed ... that is, unless it was reviewed by two complete strangers, unsolicited, who are seemingly as haiku-obsessed as myself.
I mean, I'm a multiple-award winning author for my skillfully crafted undead-chicken fiction ... and the type of mind that can do that is the same type of mind that secretly enjoys an amazon sales rank measured in millions.
It's the way that it seems so sarcastic, when it says "Amazon Sales Rank: #2,848,012 (see Bestsellers in Books!)" ... as in, "now that you've seen an example of a book that sells terribly, check out some that other people actually read!"
And now, with this review, someone is bound to buy a copy, plummeting the sales rank down into the two-millions, or even worse, into the self-respecting hundreds-of-thousands.
It's best summed up (big surprise) by a haiku:
I'm joking you know,
I want you to buy my book:
I might get to eat!
The review can be found over at Haiku by Two
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