This is just an observation: I certainly don't think you should cast your vote based on the way a candidate looks. However, watching the debate last night, I was struck by the similarities between John McCain and Crusty Doozer from "Fraggle Rock." This isn't an attack, it's just an observation (I think you should vote for Obama for entirely different reasons). Anyway, it was McCain's particular gait that really reminded me of Doozerville, but I couldn't find a movie clip of Fraggle Rock anywhere to make a visual comparison. The jowls, however, are definitely Doozer bred. I probably wouldn't have referred to McCain as "beady eyed" prior to this, but they're so close it's scary ... and Crusty's eyes are actually beads, so I guess the description fits.
Are Doozers worthy and capable candidates for the oval office? Probably: they're hard working, decent little creatures. Plus, having a president whose made of felt would certainly be a change.
Anyway, if anyone has video of ol' Crusty Doozer hobbling around, send me a link: there's a debate spoof in the making here, and it's made from radishes.
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