New Cluck Shirts - Medium to High Adventurousness

High Adventerousness — "Cluck if you like Zombie Cock"




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Medium Adventurousness — "Bird Braiiiiiins ..."

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Bird Braiiiins ...

I don't want to give too much away, but there's a new video promo for your favorite Zombie Chicken book in production. Like the rest, it will be available over at CluckTheBook.com and on YouTube.

A small hint: like the book, the video will be:

• Funny
  
• A bit creepy
  
• Somewhat sick
  
• Guaranteed to please*
  

It is a major departure from the current videos, which are pretty good but nothing like this new video. I bet you can't wait!

* All purchases are 100% guaranteed to please ... me. Because I earn about 30% of a Starbucks coffee every time you buy a book.

I'm sick .. again. This is either the third cold I've had within five weeks, or I've had one long cold that seems to get better, but is really just taking a rest every so often. I'm getting very sick of being sick. I feel like crap. I want to care about things like drooling boogers again: right now, I'm numb to it. "Um, excuse me, did you know that you just hacked up something yellowish, and it's dribbling down your chin?" Who, me? Couldn't care less. Why wipe it up, it's already invited all its friends over and they'll be here any minute. Yup, here they are know, squirting out of my nose. And my eye. Have you ever blown your nose and had boogers shoot out of your eye??? I tell you it's not fair. I want to go to sleep and wake up healthy. In the summer. Or in the Bahamas.