Like Ducks in a Row

I mentioned that there was some huge astrological event, so I thought I'd post the link here if any are interested. I don't necessarily believe in this stuff per se, but I do believe that human physiology is affected by chemical, electrical and magnetic forces, so if all of these planets are lined up it could affect the way we feel, right?

Anyway, it's also interesting to note that this event corresponds nicely with "A MASSIVE flare disgorged by the sun ...the biggest ever recorded, although the earth will luckily escape most of its blast of radiation". I was told by an uber-geek coworker of mine that an even bigger one is expected today or tomorrow, but I can't find any mention of it online anywhere, so we'll pass that off as a rumor and sit in the relative discomfort of the already freakish astrology/solar-flare/caffeine-epiphany coincidence.