~ Ann Marie Chalmers (Austria)
~ Tom Morton (from Maine ... wait, is this the Tom of Maine? Maybe I can get a deal on toothpaste!)
~ Barb Radmore (the editor, also from Maine)
~ Barb Radmore (again)
~ Ann Marie Chalmers (Austria)
~ Tom Morton (from Maine ... wait, is this the Tom of Maine? Maybe I can get a deal on toothpaste!)
~ Barb Radmore (the editor, also from Maine)
~ Barb Radmore (again)
I'll never know, because although I was standing close enough to take this picture, I didn't have a copy of my book with me at the time. This was taken at the RSA show in San Francisco. Not a big deal, I suppose: celebrities are all over the place on the west coast ... but to a NH native it's rare. Anyway, I didn't approach him or bother him, out of respect for both he and his bouncers. If I'd had a copy of my book with me, though, it might have been different. Stuff a book in his hand, take a photo, get punched by a bouncer ... yeah, might've been worth it.
I had another zombie story in mind ... a more serious story that made grand political statements and all that. I'll probably still write that book, eventually, but it's been put on the back burner for the moment. There's been a change of plans.
You see, many people have asked me for a sequel to "Cluck" and a sequel is what they are going to get. The decision was an easy one for several reasons: I have fans now, and I feel I should listen to them; the "Cluck" characters are fun to write; and, well, there's just something compelling about writing a book called ...
(drumroll, please ...)
Quack: Murder Most Waterfowl
Details and some samples to come ... stay tuned!
I've spun a fun-funny-creepy-scary tale from Cluck, with the intention of turning it into a comic. Or "graphic novel" if you prefer. Anyway, it's coming along well, only I realized that I don't have an artist. Or any knowledge of the comic book biz. I'm in it for the fun, so the best solution would be if some independent comic artist wants a free plot line, with rights to use the story, etc. All I'd ask is for acknowledgement (think "open source GPL licensing") ... anyway, it's worth considering. The story is as fun as the book is. If you're interested, send email to edk AT ericdknapp DOT com.
Revenant Magazine — The premiere zombie magainze — just published a review of Cluck. highlights include the above, plus:
"One might predispose that a book about zombie chickens would be low-brow and intellectually void. That is certainly not the case with author Eric D. Knapp's 'Cluck: Murder Most Fowl', a literary romp through the world of undead chickens, and underdog anti-heroes.
With a unique blend of comedy and good vs. evil, Cluck manages not only to unfold an entertaining story but also to be incredibly humorous and very well written."
I've been waiting for several zombie-industry reviews to hit the public eye, and I'm thrilled that they've all been great so far. I was worried that the humor/horror combo would fall flat on die-hard zombie mongers. It looks like my fears were unfounded - yay!
The praise is not only flattering, it also further validates my belief that Bruce Campbell should help bring this puppy to film. (oh, for those who have asked: I would want Bruce to play both Armand and Bobby).
Cluck was selected as a finalist for the 2007 Book Of The Year award for horror. The contest is held by ForeWord, an indie-friendly publication that—among other things—apparently knows a good thing when it sees one ;-)
There were over 1600 books in the competition. Cluck was one of four books chosen as a finalist in the Horror category. Needless to say, I am very pleased! Giddy? Yeah, you could needlessly say that, too.
Cluck's shirt shop is now open, with all of the coolest zombie chicken shirts! Who wouldn't want to wear one of these new beauties? I know I would! The motto has been toned down a little (from "Cluck if you like Zombie Cock" to "Cluck if you like the Zombie Cock"), and a new "Bird Braiiiins ..." option has been added.

Spreadshirt Market Place Product
Cluck if You Like the Zombie Cock (2)
Author R.W.Ridley, creator of the Oz Chronicles, posted a review of Cluck on amazon.com. I know ... amazon reviews don't count for much in literary circles, but as Ridley is an author, I see this one as holding some weight. Highlights of the review include:
"It may sound strange, but Cluck is a more than decent literary effort. I thoroughly enjoyed and connected with both Bobby and even more surprising, the Rooster King. When you can make a zombie chicken a unforgettable villain, you're doing something right. My prediction is that this is destined to be a cult classic."
I love it! This is exactly why I published Cluck independently: to prove that real literature can be created outside of the mainstream, Oprah-endorsed, bookstore popup stand claptrap. And I love the term "cult classic" even though it more or less signifies "poor sales." Hey, Bruce Campbell is one of my entertainment-industry heros, and just about all he produces are poorly-selling B-list titles. If only my chin were bigger (and if only Bruce would read Cluck ... he was sent a copy, but is too busy to give a dying boy with cancer his lifelong wish of a celebrity endorsement. Oops, slipped over to the lifetime channel there for a second!
Anyway, you can read the Full Review at amazon. Check out Ridley's Books
while you're there, too. I've read two of them and they're worth picking up.
High Adventerousness — "Cluck if you like Zombie Cock"

Spreadshirt Market Place Product
Cluck
Medium Adventurousness — "Bird Braiiiiiins ..."
I don't want to give too much away, but there's a new video promo for your favorite Zombie Chicken book in production. Like the rest, it will be available over at CluckTheBook.com and on YouTube.
A small hint: like the book, the video will be:
* All purchases are 100% guaranteed to please ... me. Because I earn about 30% of a Starbucks coffee every time you buy a book.
I keep getting emails from readers of Cluck who can't say enough about how much they loved the book. This makes me feel great and is very encouraging - these are not family and friends but real honest-to-goodness fans. Wow, I have fans!
But as much as I love the emails, I'd prefer that they get translated into amazon reviews. I know, I sound like such an ungrateful prat who just wants to sell books ... I'm not really like that, honest! It's just that despite the common comparisons that are made between cluck and best-selling books by folks like Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, I haven't exactly broken the best-seller barrier myself. And I recently had a review directly compare me to Bruce Campbell's Army of Darkness and Bubba Ho-Tep, but again, nobody's looking to buy the movie rights.
So please: keep sending emails, but also consider a nice 5 star review at amazon. Or goodreads.com, or anywhere. Don't forget that even award winning authors don't make a lot of money, and we need to eat
Cluck was a deliberately fun exception from your typical zombie story. Well, I'm doing it again: while the next book wont be a comedy, it will involve zombies, and it will be a departure from the norm. There's no working title yet, but I may post some chapters on the future...
I sent an email to Bruce Campbell (yup, I found his email and address - it wasn't hard but I wont share it out of respect for The Chin). I respectfully asked him to take a look at my book, which I had shipped to his offices directly from Amazon. This is so cool:
I ... got ... an ... email ... back!
Sure, it was a standard rejection, but it was addressed to me, and signed "Bruce". Call me a fanboy, but I'm never going to wash my email client again. I sent a super-short reply back, telling Bruce that the book was already on its way, but that I'm honored to have it sit ignored in his office and/or get thrown in the trash. And I mean it, too. Bruce is ... well, he's Bruce. So what if I wont get a career-boosting endorsement? I'm now one degree away from Ash.
I've read books from another independent author, RW Ridley, and I was pleased as punch when he picked up a copy of Cluck and reviewed it! His verdict?
"... a genre buster ... When you can make a zombie chicken an unforgettable villain, you're doing something right. My prediction is that this is destined to be a cult classic."
~R.W. Ridley, author of The Oz Chronicles
The first review of Cluck is from the wonderful folks over at The Wire, a decidedly hip publication in the New Hampshire seacoast area.
Among other nice things, they state that
"[Cluck] introduces two new elements to the zombie mythos: 1) Zombie chickens. 2) A thoroughly developed premise and plot that combine humor with horror."
... or, an undead chicken book writer, at least. ANyway, here's how:
It sounds simple, but I'm confounded. The ads run, and they even work fairly well, but the keyword ratings are so far off that I'm just ... well ... perplexed
Example: go to a site specifically about a zombie chicken book. Look around that site, and see what kinds of keywords you're seeing. Words like "book" and "zombie" and "chicken" and "cluck" and "horror" and "novel" ... and hey, I'm not loading keywords or anything, it's just that I wrote a book about zombie chickens. And yet the following keywords are ranked as "poor" in Google adwords:
The real confusing part is that I used the keyword tool to extract valid keywords from the site... I just don't get it. I really don't.
This newest video is an homage to Mr Bruce Campbell and the best chase scene in the history of moviemaking. I didn't have much to work with: no actors (only me), no real equipment (it was recorded on a $79 Flip digital camcorder), and no budget. I didn't even have a cameraman - I was literally chasing myself around. I own the chicken, so I didn't have to rent one from the Chicken Actors Guild.
The video shows Bobby, played by me, running around a farm in a panic, while being chased by a zombie chicken. These are common elements in the story, of course: Bobby running around in a panic ... zombie chickens ... farms ...
I'm embedding the video here for convenience, although it will stay posted in the upper right of the Cluck home page, long after this page has scrolled off into the annals of blogdom. (hee hee, I said "annal").
Cluck has been selling moderately well, especially considering that very little marketing has been done (yet ... I'm waiting for the results of a few key reviews first). The response so far has been good, I received a reader review on amazon that is, and I quote:
"ANIMAL FARM ON ACID ... An excellent holiday gift for the twisted animal lover in your life! A veritable encyclopedia of zombie chicken lore. Explore the inner psychological workings of the zombie chicken's mind, whilst improving your French.
The premier zombie chicken book of our time. Admittedly, the genre may be small, but should the author write a sequel (hint, hint) then it will be twice as big as before.
I love that so much that I'm using that quote in my newest YouTube video (available soon). I mean, to be compared to Orwell, even in jest, is extremely flattering. As always, watch to the right for the latest 'tubes.
Also, speaking of reviews, I have several lined up at the moment, mostly with the Horror book circuit. Once the ducks are in their proverbial row, I'm going to start courting the Fantasy crowd. There is a definite demographic similarity between Cluck fans and readers of Pratchett (which I suspected, since I'm such a Pratchett fan myself ... it was bound to rub off, at least a bit).
| Fiction: Humor/Horror
Trade Paperback Release Date: December, 2007 Price: $15.99 Size: 5.25" x 8" Author: Eric D. Knapp Illustrator: Ian Miller ISBN: 1-4196-8264-4 ISBN-13: 978-1419682643 340 Pages |

Cluck is now available through amazon. Buy Cluck Now
... Or, if you really would like to help me out, HELP TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT CLUCK. It's free and easy — and it could make me the next J.K. Rowling. Only less British. And more manly.
I received a new print proof today, and whatever the error was, it has been fixed. I'll be blogging in depth about the whole process soon, but for now I just wanted to tell everyone that Cluck is on it's way! It's now simply a issue of waiting for Cluck to trickle its way through the distribution channels before it shows up on Amazon, etc. Or maybe that should be "shambles" ... zombie chickens don't trickle, they shamble.
Not to pat myself on the back but the book looks fantastic. The online cover photos do not do it justice. I owe a great deal to my designer friend / artistic hero, Ian Miller, because people do judge a book b y its cover, and this cover looks superb.
Poultrygeist's Kaufman sure knows his stuff(ing) ... for example, he knows that Cluck is the only ... er, I mean the best zombie chicken novel of all time! He said so himself, and even said I could put it on the cover (which I did). It looks something like this:
"The Best Undead Chicken Novel of All Time!"
~Lloyd Kaufman, Director of PoultryGeist
For those keeping tabs on the progress of Cluck, you may have noticed that it keeps slipping. Well, there's a story there, and I'm a writer, so:
I am publishing Cluck through booksurge, an amazon company. They've been great, and fairly responsive. The good thing about them is that they will take a print-ready proof (pdf file) and use it directly, allowing you to maintain absolute control over the look and feel of your book. This is especially good if you're a pseudo designer (like me) who has professional designer friends to help you out.
The waiting up until now has been due to me: I've been writing, proofing, editing, re-writing, formating, etc. Once the file was sent to Booksurge, it took approximately 2 weeks for me to receive an author proof.
I got my proof last night. It looks amazing, and I'm not just saying that because I wrote it. My first book, Out of Place Out of Time was published through iUniverse, and it looks terrible in comparison (of course, the only way to see for yourself is to buy a copy of both and compare ^__^ ). However, there's been a glitch. The system that 'ingests' the file for production screwed up a bunch of text formatting, making the book very difficult to read. Two points to make here:
That said, I have doubts if things are really fixed. I found a glitch with the primary font that I used, which repeatedly re-created the exact same errors no matter how many times I re-flighted the file. (re-flight is my own word for redoing an Acrobat pre-flight operation, which checks files for errors, saves compatibility layers, etc.) There are two options:
Option 3 is a distinct possibility. So I'm re-designing the entire book (yes, the ENTIRE book) to use a different font, which doesn't seem to produce the same errors. That way, if I get my new proof and it's still screwed up, I'll be able to send off the new file right away to speed up the process as much as possible.
I have to reiterate that this isn't my fault, but it also isn't really BookSurge's fault - it's just "one of those things" that can happen when dealing with anything related to acrobat files (for those who don't work with acrobat for print, do a google on pdf version compatibility problems). They've been great - so great in fact that I feel compelled to embark on a quest. When researching POD companies, I found a lot of old posts around the internet complaining about booksurge. They were old, prior to booksurge's acquisition by amazon.com, but they did sway my opinion - almost enough so to change my mind (but obviously not quite). Anyway, I'll wait until the entire process is over, giving them their fair chance to screw up as a company, but if the service remains as stellar as it has been so far, I am going to hunt down all of those posts and reply to them all with this story.
Stay tuned for further updates on Cluck, the process of creating and designing it, and when it finally becomes available.
The first of several planned promotional videos for Cluck: Murder Most Fowl is now available on YouTube!
Please help to spread the word - as an indie artist, the only way I have any chance of success is through your support! Also, a few more Cluck related vids are in the works, so stay tuned!
The DaVinci Code has sold a few copies. Stephen Colbert's "I am America" is topping lists. Eragon, written by some kid (and also self-published), became the YA Lord of the Rings, and is now a movie.
Learning from these successes, I'm considering some revisions to the cover art and title of Cluck:



Yup, I ripped off the idea from bandito loves kitty, sure. Does that make it any less fun?
Cluck (The Toon) Staring the cast of my newest book, Cluck: Murder Most Fowl, there's a new and fun distraction from work called Cluck (The Toon). Cluck (the Toon) is an interactive online cartoon strip where you can create your own sick and disturbing cartoons. Pick your characters, give 'em something to say, and enjoy.

Featuring:
Go on, give it a try, spread it around... only your help will make Cluck the cult hit that it deserves to be.
* Well, state of the art in 1982, anyway
As promised, here's a collection of sample illustrations, from Ian Miller an excellent and generous artist who is helping me make Cluck pretty.
It's a simple animated gif that rotates through a small handful of chapter illustrations. These will adorn the start of each chapter, similar to the chapter illustrations in the Harry Potter books (although I think these are nicer). About half of them are finished, but I don't want to give everything away now. I'm very pleased with how they are turning out: having absolute design control (including the ability to include illustrations) is one of the reasons Cluck is being self-published.
Oh - and here's the cover:

I'm making progress on The Book. Several people are now running through it for me for final copyediting (I've seen the manuscript through seven complete drafts and countless minor ones, and can't see typos anymore). Illustrations are coming along oh so nicely... and the cover art is amazing. I'll try to post some examples soon.
Also, as soon as I have my ISBN number, I'll begin spreading the word about how to buy, because I know that you all want to buy a copy. I explain on my book site why I chose to publish independently, despite the strong opinions of friends and family. Hopefully I'm not making the wrong choice, but I'm committed to it. I'm not too old to take foolish risks for the selfish reasons, after all.
Anyway, check out the site - it has changed bit, and will change more once more updates come in. Come to think of it, I should probably update the sample chapters, which are many drafts old at this point.
The sound of a revving gas powered landscaping implement?, or an ode to a hearty pirate libation? You decide.
A new short story has been posted under "stories" (or you can link directly to it here. It is the second part in what I am now calling the "Dark Horizons" trilogy. The first part is "Paper Cranes", and the last part is as of yet unnamed. However, the third story will tell how the characters Alex Crane (from part I) and Rudy McNally (part II) meet, and discover the source of the terrible and unearthly storm that devastates the midwest. Expect part III in another month or so, as I'm not getting much time to write these days.
Trade Paperback340 Pages For the lover of comedy with a twist, Cluck: Murder Most Fowl is a veritable Indian burn of mystery, adventure, horror, and humor from Eric D. Knapp, the award-winning author of Out of Place, Out of Time.
Despite what it says in my official bio (below), I'm an average guy. I have a job. I also write. Like all writers, I read, also. I read books about, well, just about anything. I'm very fond of Kurt Vonnegut, Phillip Dick, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman -- and I can only hope that their collective influences will show in my own writing. Cluck is definitely more along the lines of Pratchett or Gaiman; it's a tongue-in-beak, kinda creepy, mostly funny exploration of a slightly different world and how to get along in it.
Talented author and part-time defender of all that is good in the world, Eric D Knapp lives on a farm in New England with his wife Maureen and a host of animals (including, you guessed it, chickens). Eric studied English and Writing at the University of New Hampshire and the University of London, and went on to become an expert in the completely unrelated field of networking technology.
A few years ago, Eric found his soul (which had apparently been kicked under the sofa), and began writing professionally. His first book, Out of Place, Out of Time, was recognized with an Independent Publishers Book Award, and has been lauded with praise consisting of words like "brilliant" and "unique" and "imaginative".
And he's a handsome devil, too.