My recent post about Hot Women Thinking Men Who Read Zombie Chicken Books Are Hot created a flood of traffic to this blog - which isn't surprising, really, because the photo (legally purchased stock art, by the way) is pretty darn fantastic.
Needless to say, conversations among friends eventually led to enough jokes about "choking the chicken" that I was inspired. But not to choke the chicken--that would be weird.
Rather, I was inspired to list sexually loaded terms relating to chickens, zombies, or (preferably) both.
So put on this T-shirt and join in the fun. I'm leaving comments wide open for as long as I can stand it to make it easy for everyone to contribute. I'm also starting a discussion about it on BlogCatalog, and I'll add the better ones here.
In fact, if you have particularly clever ones, why not make it into your very own cartoon?
Note: Ironically, Cluck itself is much less banal than most of the silly discussions that arise because of it. The book is serious literature. No really.
Here's one to start the ball rolling:
"Monster Cock"